I Had A Weird Dream

I have a lot of weird dreams. Most of them are too bizarre to put into words and/or are so profoundly unpleasant that I would be reluctant to share with anyone. Every now and then, however, I have a dream so wonderfully odd that it would be a shame not to make a record of. And that's what you will find transcribed here: those rare nuggets of pure Weird that stand apart from the usual neuroses-induced horror shows, recounted to the best of my recollection with no embellishment whatsoever.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Harrison Ford

I had a weird dream that I was Spiderman and a villain who looked like Harrison Ford with a peroxide blond Pompadour hairdo was using a type of voodoo-numerology involving bingo cards to force me to commit crimes all over the city and generally dick people over.

I Had A Weird Dream

Friday, June 1, 2007

Harrison Ford

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