Harrison Ford

I had a weird dream that I was Spiderman and a villain who looked like Harrison Ford with a peroxide blond Pompadour hairdo was using a type of voodoo-numerology involving bingo cards to force me to commit crimes all over the city and generally dick people over.

Trees

I had a weird dream in which I found out that God wasn't responsible for there being trees on Earth, but they were in fact put there by a giant robot that went striding about the land at the Dawn of Time, sticking them in the ground like sign posts. Then for some reason I dreamed my nostrils were full of superglue and I woke up suddenly, thinking I couldn't breathe.

Frisbee

I had a weird dream that I threatened someone with a frisbee that I promised would (and I quote) "fly at you so fast it will travel back in time and hit your fetus in the face while it's still in your mother's uterus".

Coat Rack/ Hat Stand

I had a weird dream that the coat rack/hat stand that I inherited from my grandfather (along with three of his hats) crept into my room and tried to kill me as I lay in bed.

Nancy Travis

I had a weird dream that I was walking out of a local convenience store with a newly-purchased pack of smokes when Nancy Travis came up to me and asked if she could bum one. I said yes, of course, and then we were both sitting on a roof somewhere, smoking.
She turned to me and said, "so, I hear you saw Satan the other day".

To which I replied, "yeah, I did. I saw him in the subway. He looked pretty much like a regular dude, but I could tell it was him"

"What was he wearing?" asked Nancy Travis.

"A black hoodie and denim shorts" I said.

And then she bit me and I woke up.

Grout

I had a weird dream that small Hobbit-like creatures were stealing the tile grout from my bathroom and carting it back to their little houses to make into some kind of porridge.